I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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