dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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