On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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