I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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