Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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