You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize