I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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