Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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