I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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