Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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