1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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