: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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