Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
