Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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