And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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