I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The uberlube is also flammable
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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