i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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