how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
love makes seman taste better
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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