whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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