Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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