tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm having to shit out rocks
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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