Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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