you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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