At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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