Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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