I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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