Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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