Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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