He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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