Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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