Kiss
Puke
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My vagina just clenched in fear
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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