he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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