Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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