like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Randomize