I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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