i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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