There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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