so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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