Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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