just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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