either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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