ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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