i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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