His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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