North Korea, Best Korea!
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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