YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize
