South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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