Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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