I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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