Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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