You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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