Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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