He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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